Justine's Way

READER NOTE~~if i use the word "YOU/U" in this article...
i am not referring to U(the reader)....i am referring to the person i am scolding...
THANK U FOR UR CO-OPERATION...

continue~


u noe ah...
we are human being right...
we got ear, mouth, nose, eyes, skin.
5 senses....

EAR~HEARING..
MOUTH~SPEAKING..
EYES~SEEING..
SKIN~FEELING..
NOSE~SMELL

now..
reader...
i ask u ah...
have u ever met someone who can irritate 4/5 of ur senses...
I HAVE..
i noe one person...
in my whole life..
who can irritate me in 4 ways!!
and make me soooo irritated!!!
the only sense that tis person does not destroy..
it SMELL...
mayb coz i never get close enough..
mayb it's actually 5/5...

i won't say name..
i never say name....
but let me tell u how tis person irritate the MAIN 4 senses on my body...

EAR-U TOK TOO MUCH
MOUTH~U NEVER LET ME TOK
EYES~I DON LIKE TO SEE U
SKIN~UR NOT CLOSE TO ME...but u have a damn WEAPON...that moves with ur head...==

1....EAR
i ask u all ah..
when u are in class right...
and the teacher is teaching in front there..
and the whole class is very noisy..
THEN..
suddenly the teacher keep quiet...

WHEN WE(STUDENT)..
come across this situation...
WE WILL AUTOMATICALLY REALIZE TAT THE TEACHER IS ANGRY..
and..
wat do we do??..
yeap...SHUT UP...
that's wat NORMAL students will do..
coz we got a special sensor..
that tell us when the teacher is angry..
and tell us when we should SHUT UP....

BUT AH..
this person...
de sensor..
was destroyed at a very young age...
or mayb tis person never had this sensor in the first place..
i duno..
and apperently..
i don't care...
because the fact that u think it's OKAY to speak loudly in class when everyone around u is silent...
amazes zoologist from all over the world....
because this act of stupidity has only been discovered in apes...
but by having this stupidity as a human...
u are basically a living nightmare to us...
but a miracle to the zoologist...

2....MOUTH
do u have basic manners???
what part of DON'T INTERUPT WHEN PEOPLE ARE TALKING do u not understand????
i have never met someone who is so oblivious to the fact that they've just cut someone's conversation completely IN-HALF..
just to say that there's an ant on someone elses pencil box...

do u noe who is the only person who has ever rudely interupted my conversation and continued to do so without stopping???..
MARTELL...
my granma's doggy...
of course..
he's a dog..
but u're not...
and this too amazes zoologist..

3....EYES
i wanna ask u ah,
do u think u are very beautiful???
if ur answer was NO....
i have nothing left to say..
but...
knowing u..
ur answer is probably YES...

then if ur answer really was YES...
i ask u again...
did u understand my question properly????
are u sure that is ur final answer???
i'm sorry to tell u ladies and gentlemen...
but the answer!!
to that question!!!
for the person i am toking about!!
right now!!!!
IS!!!!
WRONG!!!!!!

why do u always walk around like u are sooo sexy...
if u were a chimpanzee...
then...
ummm..
okay..
i give u a 5...
but no...
u are a human...
so i should giv u...
(connecting....connecting....connecting....)
(searching.....searching.....searching......)
(ERROR: NO NEGATIVE DIGITS FOUND)
damn it...
u see..
i cannot find a negative number to give u..
ok la....
giv u a 1...

plz...
stop acting like u're soooo cute..coz u're not...
stop acting like u're soooo cantik...coz u're not....

4...SKIN...
i lazy to say about skin ah...
i jus tell u this la...
that stupid lasap broom that u got stuck behind ur head....
ONE DAY...
if i behtahan and cut it off u don blame me ah i tell u...
i have to dunk my hand in clorox everytime it touches me.....

i lazy to write more liao...
tired ah....
mayb i continue nex time...


i tell u la....
u read tis post..
mayb u noe who i'm toking bout lah..
or mayb not...
if u really duno..
ask me...

THE END.........