Tuesday, January 5, 2010

STUPIDEST CAR

BMW X6

The whole car doesn't make any sense what so ever, a car that big, with only 4 seats, it can't drive well on the road, it can't be driven off-road, what was BMW thinking?

STUPIDEST SINGER

Lady Gaga

I SAY AGAIN!! I HATE LADYGAGA!! 

STUPIDEST MOVIE

Alvin And The Chipmunks 2

The whole movie is SO childish and i wasted my money, my bro paid the same money and watch AVATAR, he said it's awesome


STUPIDEST SONG

Poker Face-Lady Gaga

I PORK YOUR FACE AH, i ask u ah(reader), WHAT DO U UNDERSTAND WHEN U HEAR THIS SONG?!!!!...."CAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY, NO HE CAN'T READ MY POKER FACE!"......i would say:"wtf was that?"


STUPIDEST MAN

this man...

THE END.......

14 Opinions:

sam™ said...

Lady Gaga rocks! Poker Face rocks!
Believe me, if you come to the 23 january kenyalang concert, you will know what is poker face, better than lady gaga!

With distortion!

Anonymous said...

1) BMW x6 is a luxury car . Have you driven it before ?
2) Stupidest Singer ? Are you kidding me ? I'm not going to be commenting on lady gaga's singing , but At least use a word that applies to the case . What does her being stupid have to do with her singing ? 3)It was childish of course . It was aimed for younger audiences . What did you expect when you watched it ? Chipmunk guts everywhere ?
4)Poker face is an expression . When you play poker . If you are gasping or smiling , people would know about your cards . Poker face is that you have no expression what so ever
5 ) Again with the stupid .

Justine said...

ahemm....mr. anonymous, my friend told me that someone left a comment on my post, so, here i read it, and i realize what an idiot you really are.
1.if you have any, ANY general knowledge about cars, you would know that BMW, is a luxury car MAKER, but the X6 IS CAMEL CRAP WRAPPED WITH METAL, SAV(Sports Activity Vehicle) MY ASS!!! IT CAN'T EVEN GO UP A Fking SLOPE!!!
2.i don't know what anyone thinks of lady gaga, i hate her, she has a mudafukin penis, and by sayin STUPID, i ws not referring to HER , i was referring to her fuckin brain and her fuckin face and her fuckin penis.
3.if alvin and the chipmunks was aimed at children then why the hell did they play damn fuckin gay shit songs in the movie, are u telling me that they were trying to teach young children to be gay??
4.HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE FUCKIN SONG!!!! WILL YOU PLZ EXPLAIN THE SHIT MEANING!!! COZ I, APPARENTLY DON UNDERSTAND WAT SHIT SHE WAS TRYING TO GET OUT OFF HER ASS WHEN SHE MADE THAT SONG!!
5. so u r telling em u don think tat shit guy is stupid, then why don u go suck his damn shit cock, ad tell me if there are any piercings there!!

where ever u r frm, juz go back and suck the cock of the closest guy to u.....and tell him u got pwnd by a malaysian...

sam™ said...

1.Justine has provided enough evidence to prove that BMW X6 is a piece of useless metal
(we all know it's a luxury car, this is just useless info)
2.I don't think lady gaga rocks, because she didn't sing any rock songs. And her song is not nice at all.
3.Chipmunks is cute, but the movie has no meaning, the story has no meaning, the chipmunks has no meaning.
4.HER song has no meaning, I think the pokerface rock version by kenwy music house is much more better, even though it's a song from lady gaga.
5.No Comment

THE END
i love rock
and distorted republic

Anonymous said...

Justin the fucking Dickhead . What happened to you ? Lost ur dick ? Don't want it ? U aint know all shit about the Fucking Cars cuz you ain't afording them . Lady Gaga is way better than you ! She's got a great career , millions and fans . What have u got ? You aint all that to say what's stupid cuz u are stupid uself ! Get a grip ! The way you replied the reada's comment has shown what a dickless cock you are .

sam™ said...

come on!
Anonymous!
Show us who u are!

sam™ said...

Affording a BMW doesn't even prove that BMW X6 is a good car!
I don't think u are thinking reasonably, MR. anonymous!

EricLaw said...

DUI~

burn mama service is now open .. from 15 of february to 17 february .
TERM AND CONDITION APPLY !

Justine said...

NOTE!!! ANONYMOUS 1 AND ANONYMOUS 2 NOT THE SAME PERSON.....

Anonymous 2.....let me tell u something about dicks..ur mama has one, do i have to HAVE a car to NOE about cars??? example: do u have to touch ur fucking breast to noe how big ur man-boobs are??? IDIOT! i don't fuckin care wat LADY GAGA has got, or hasn't got, as far i'm concerned, she got all her fame by fucking other women with her dick.....including u and ur mama....I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO SAY WHO'S STUPID AND WHO'S NOT, this is MY BLOG, MY PC, AND I'M LIVING IN MY WORLD! say watever u want, go ahead, suck ur mama's big cock for all i care. U could very well be a naked, fat, mudafucker sitting at ur pc screen sipping a cup of sperm. Apparently i don't care.

~END~

Anonymous said...

Mr Justine . I'm the first Anon . And I apologize if I caused any misunderstandings . No bad intentions intended . With your knowledge of cars , You maybe right about the Bmw , but a post which I have not read . And Lady Gaga is a female , tabloids only deemed her as a 'transgender' Towards The chipmunks movie , It was mainly aimed for kids , whether or not the songs were gay or they were trying to teach kids to be 'gay' I don't know . And Yes , I have heard the song Poker face , and I thought It was a cool song . She won a grammy if i'm not mistaken . I think the last guy is just not as 'fortunate'as you .
That's all i have to say . I did not mean any bad vibes . *btw , Why all the swearing ? I didn't swear at you

sam™ said...

to anon #1
I respect you, you gave nice comment.

to anon#2
Don't poke your face into other people's conversation.

POKE POKE POKE POKE HER FACE POKE POKE POKE HER FACE... MOMOMOMO....

Justine said...

Anonymous 1....i am sorry for cursing so much, i am so embarassed, i took watever u said as an insult, and that was very wrong of me. u are welcome to come to my blog anytime to say anything u want.

anonymous 2.....YA!!! POKE POKE POKE UR FACE!!!!

sam™ said...

Justine apologized! (finally)

I've noticed that since the first comment here, nobody noticed me.XP

Anonymous said...

Have you ever wondered what the lyrics are to Lady Gaga Poker Face, then you should check out this website. They've got the entire lyrics to her song and there's a video on the site as well.

There are facts on there, plus the copy is in an easy to read format.