Justine's Way

My new number is 012-8083994

it's my bday,3/9/94,

remember to save it, don't delete my old number yet,

i will still be using the old one.

Here's the BOKUAN joke

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. 
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring 
back a semen sample tomorrow." 

The next day the 85 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and 
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. 
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's 
like this First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my 
left hand, but still nothing. 

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, 
still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her 
teeth out, and still nothing. 

We even called up Earleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with 
both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her 
knees, but still nothing." 

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor? "The old man replied, 
"Yep. And no matter what we tried we still couldn't get the jar open!"