Justine's Way

READER NOTE~~if i use the word "YOU/U" in this article...
i am not referring to U(the reader)....i am referring to the person i am scolding...
THANK U FOR UR CO-OPERATION...

continue~


u noe ah...
we are human being right...
we got ear, mouth, nose, eyes, skin.
5 senses....

EAR~HEARING..
MOUTH~SPEAKING..
EYES~SEEING..
SKIN~FEELING..
NOSE~SMELL

now..
reader...
i ask u ah...
have u ever met someone who can irritate 4/5 of ur senses...
I HAVE..
i noe one person...
in my whole life..
who can irritate me in 4 ways!!
and make me soooo irritated!!!
the only sense that tis person does not destroy..
it SMELL...
mayb coz i never get close enough..
mayb it's actually 5/5...

i won't say name..
i never say name....
but let me tell u how tis person irritate the MAIN 4 senses on my body...

EAR-U TOK TOO MUCH
MOUTH~U NEVER LET ME TOK
EYES~I DON LIKE TO SEE U
SKIN~UR NOT CLOSE TO ME...but u have a damn WEAPON...that moves with ur head...==

1....EAR
i ask u all ah..
when u are in class right...
and the teacher is teaching in front there..
and the whole class is very noisy..
THEN..
suddenly the teacher keep quiet...

WHEN WE(STUDENT)..
come across this situation...
WE WILL AUTOMATICALLY REALIZE TAT THE TEACHER IS ANGRY..
and..
wat do we do??..
yeap...SHUT UP...
that's wat NORMAL students will do..
coz we got a special sensor..
that tell us when the teacher is angry..
and tell us when we should SHUT UP....

BUT AH..
this person...
de sensor..
was destroyed at a very young age...
or mayb tis person never had this sensor in the first place..
i duno..
and apperently..
i don't care...
because the fact that u think it's OKAY to speak loudly in class when everyone around u is silent...
amazes zoologist from all over the world....
because this act of stupidity has only been discovered in apes...
but by having this stupidity as a human...
u are basically a living nightmare to us...
but a miracle to the zoologist...

2....MOUTH
do u have basic manners???
what part of DON'T INTERUPT WHEN PEOPLE ARE TALKING do u not understand????
i have never met someone who is so oblivious to the fact that they've just cut someone's conversation completely IN-HALF..
just to say that there's an ant on someone elses pencil box...

do u noe who is the only person who has ever rudely interupted my conversation and continued to do so without stopping???..
MARTELL...
my granma's doggy...
of course..
he's a dog..
but u're not...
and this too amazes zoologist..

3....EYES
i wanna ask u ah,
do u think u are very beautiful???
if ur answer was NO....
i have nothing left to say..
but...
knowing u..
ur answer is probably YES...

then if ur answer really was YES...
i ask u again...
did u understand my question properly????
are u sure that is ur final answer???
i'm sorry to tell u ladies and gentlemen...
but the answer!!
to that question!!!
for the person i am toking about!!
right now!!!!
IS!!!!
WRONG!!!!!!

why do u always walk around like u are sooo sexy...
if u were a chimpanzee...
then...
ummm..
okay..
i give u a 5...
but no...
u are a human...
so i should giv u...
(connecting....connecting....connecting....)
(searching.....searching.....searching......)
(ERROR: NO NEGATIVE DIGITS FOUND)
damn it...
u see..
i cannot find a negative number to give u..
ok la....
giv u a 1...

plz...
stop acting like u're soooo cute..coz u're not...
stop acting like u're soooo cantik...coz u're not....

4...SKIN...
i lazy to say about skin ah...
i jus tell u this la...
that stupid lasap broom that u got stuck behind ur head....
ONE DAY...
if i behtahan and cut it off u don blame me ah i tell u...
i have to dunk my hand in clorox everytime it touches me.....

i lazy to write more liao...
tired ah....
mayb i continue nex time...


i tell u la....
u read tis post..
mayb u noe who i'm toking bout lah..
or mayb not...
if u really duno..
ask me...

THE END.........

WARNING TO THE READER!!!
THIS POST IS ABOUT CARS!!!
U MIGHT NOT HAVE INTEREST IN IT!!!
SO JUS CLOSE THIS WINDOW/TAB AND GO BACK TO UR FB!..
hahahah!

START~!


OMG!OMG!OMG!!
i tell u la!!

KUCHING AH!!!

DE CARS AH!!!!!!!

GETTING MORE AND MORE SAT!!!!!!!!!!!

SUPER SUPER SAT!!!!!!

almost everyday now!!
i guarantee will see at least 1 SUPER SAT CAR!!!!

this morning(20/5/2010)...
saw a NISSAN GT-R....
parked in a car place...
nex to an Audi TT...
behind the Audi got a Bentley Continental...
Nex to the Bentley got a Porsche Cayenne...

then the other day..
jus cincai drive down chms1 there....
see a Nissan 370Z....WALAO!!!
that RED de ah..
SAT!!! SUPER SAT!!!

and ah...
nowadays always see tat new alphard..
new vellfire...
and more and more of those new E-class...
walao..
C-class no nid say lah...
SO MANY...

tat day when going home..
i look to the other side of the road...
2010 BMW 7-SERIES!!!!!

WAKAO!!!!
SAT!!!!!!!!!!
i almost pengsan ah!!!!

M5 and M6....
nowadays~
ALWAYS SEE!!!!!! ON ROAD!!!!
WALAO!!!!!

so i say lo..
kuching de cars gettign satter...
1 week nia....
i oredi see NISSAN GT-R 4 times!!!!!

P.S.: non-car lover sure duno wat i'm toking bout..haha
sry ah...nothing to write liao...so write bout cars~
hahahah!

Come...
everytime before i write a post...
i want U(the reader) to fully understand the title....
let's look at it now...
When Faults Have Been Realized

what does this title mean ah~
"When Faults Have Been Realized"...

what is faults...
basically..
faults= problems= lacks= things that people think is wrong with u..
so this is what faults mean....

then realized leh...
what does realized mean....
realized= recognize= understand fully= discover....
so this is what realize means....

so when u put these two word together ah...
u get...
FAULTS REALIZED...
sat ho..
very song ho when u realized someone's faults..
coz when u realize it...
and u tell it to them..
they will du lan...
whether is a small fault..
or a big fault...
whether is just kacau..
or whether is serious....
one thing is confirm...
the person WITH THE FAULT..
will be very dissappointed to realize a fault of themselve...
and the person TELLING THE FAULT will feel very very nice...
song chin!
this is a universal truth...
just like "self-restriction"..
it's the same with everyone..
the point is...
NO ONE LIKES TO HEAR A FAULT ABOUT THEMSELVES...
no one..
absolutely no one...
i'm sure all the readers agree with me...
if u are a reader who wants to go against me...
and if u wanna tell me that u LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT UR OWN FAULTS...
then i truly tell u..
u are lying to urself...
coz u are jus putting on a mask..
to make people THINK that u are "STRONG"
u want to make poeple THINK that u can take an insult from someone else..
when actually...
U CAN'T STAND HEARING ABOUT IT...
true?
TRUE...
very true...

then...
if anyone in this world...
discovers a fault about themselve...
what is he/she suppose to do..
CHANGE..
rmb when i wrote in "SELF-RESTRICTION"..
changing is basically jus another form of self-restriction...
by changing urself...
u are TRYING NOT TO BE U...
which is hard..

back to topic...
CHANGE...
cannot be done by everyone...
then if it cannot be done by everyone..
what will people do...
if they cannot change themselves when they discover a fault about themselve...
there are 2 other things that a person will do when they discover a fault...

1. STAY THE SAME...

by doing this...
this person is saying to the world
"I DON CARE WHAT U THINK OF ME! I AM WHAT I AM! I WILL NOT CHANGE MYSELF!"

2. BECOME EVEN WORSE

blame their faults on other people...
make it look as if..
"I DIN DO ANYTHING WRONG LEH!
U ALL ARE THE ONE THAT STARTED!
U ARE THE CAUSE OF MY FAULTS!!"
and become even worse...
make people hate THIS PERSON EVEN MORE

by doing this..
this person will be HATED by others even more...
even even even more...
no one will want to be ur frend anymore...
no one will support u with ur rubbish anymore...
no one will listen to u....
no one CARES anymore...

because if people around u can change FOR U!
why can't U change for the people around U??!!!

this is bullshit...
100% bullshit imported from BULLSHIT LAND(best bullshit in the world)
both of the things this that UNCHANGABLE people do is BULLSHIT....

mayb u(the reader) are wondering...
why i suddenly write this post...
i duno whether i should write out the story hear or not..
i think better not...
if u wanna noe...
ask me face to face..
or sms...
or msn...
or telephone...
or fax..
or write a letter to me...
or tell my mother...
or come to my house ask...
no matter what u do..
i will be very happy to explain to u...
but..
if u lazy to ask..
then i explain to u..
here...
LONG STORY SHORTENED...

do u like it when people who cannot even control themselves try to control u??...
do u like it if people got their own problem and blame it on u???
do u like it when people have their own anger and let it out on u???

the answer to all the questions above it NO...
for everyone on this earth...
the answer is no..

a dog doesn't like a cat to teach it how to bark..
a monkey doesn't like a fish to teach it how to climb a tree...
a chicken doesn't like a gost to teach it how to lay an egg...
BMW don't like TOYOTA to teach them hwo to make a car...
NOKIA don't like SONY ERICSSON to teach them how to make phone....

U don't like people to tell u that u are wrong...
well i feel the same...
so when i get attacked like that...
FOR NO REASON...
i am left with no choice but to REALIZE UR FAULTS FOR U....
however u react to me...
is none of my business...
I DON'T CARE...
AT ALL...

if u didn't do what u did....
i wouldn't have done what i did...

behsong all u want...
WRITE and RUB all u want...
i can surely catch up...
say all u want....
i can win u anyday...
ANYDAY.....
there are so many faults that i could have caught u with..
when u talk..
when u write...
the way u do ur job...
but i don't wan to...
coz i got think of u...
i don wan to embarrass u...
in front of ur students...

so i end my post...
with 2 conclusions...


1.NO ONE LIKES TO HEAR A FAULT ABOUT THEMSELVE.

2.NO ONE LIKE SOMEONE ELSE TO TELL THEM THEIR FAULT WHEN THEY HAVE FAULTS OF THEIR OWN.

THANK U!

So bored now....
1 hour to use pc oso cannpot think of anything to write...
haiz..
but wait..

i can show u something...
got take ur calculater...(better is 570ES, 350 can will have 1 number missing)

try to click in...

sin(0.9497439221) = ?
cos(89.05025608) = ?
tan(0.9496134689) = ?

all of the number above eual to my HP NUMBER~0165753994..
u don believe u try la....
use 570ES better ah...
if u use 350..
the answer will be 0.016575399

and now..
even better...
try this...

sin(cos(tan(86.86223502)

hahahahahaa!
wu liao leh....

THANK TO MARVIN BONG FOR DISCOVERING THIS...
he help me find SIN de..
i found the rest myself...
very easy de...
extremely easy....
teach u all nex time..


BYE!!
and THANK U!!

These few days...
i am using computer VERY VERY LESS....
so i don update on fb..
i don update my blog....
and ppl might think...
"IF HE DIN UPDATE FOR VERY LONG...THEN ONE DAY..WHEN HE CAN UPDATE...HE SURE WILL WRITE A LOT OF STUFF!"
but here's the problem...
I GOT NOTHING TO WRITE.....
since i got no lakia stories...
and i lazy to write car stories(coz nobody will read)..
and a lot of stories to POKE POKE POKE bokuan ppl....
but bcoz those BOKUAN PPL de stories too bokuan...
i oso cannot write...

so now...
u notice or not...
my stories on my blog...
getting more and more OUT OF TOPIC...
no head no tail one...
is like if u watch a ACTION DRAMA...
then watch until very very song...
everytime watch...
BANG!! BANG BANG!!!! ARGH!! MATI!!!
then u sure watch until very very song right?...

then suddenly the channel cancel that show...
becoz too violent...or too bokuan..
then the channel replace ur drama...
replace it with BARNEY THE PURPLE DINOSAUR....
u feel song or not...
of coz u behsong the channel mah...
ben lai watch very song de...
now suddenly everytime ON the tv...
ben lai wan to see "BANG BANG!! MATI!"
but now...
"I LOVE U...U LOVE ME...WE ARE HAPPY FAMILY...blablabla"
the consumer/reader/tv watcher sure feel behsong mah...

actually...
i tell u la...
seriously tell u la...
the actors from the ACTION MOVIE..
din go away...
the drama cancel nia..
the actors still around...
only act in BARNEY
THAT BARNEY IS NOT BARNEY...
inside that costume...
is the MAIN CHARACTER from ur ACTION MOVIE....
inside his costume...
he still holding his gun..
ready to shoot!..
all the actors jus move...
move from "BANG BANG! MATI!"...
move to "I LOVE U..U LOVE ME~"

so what does this mean???
let's go back to my topic here...
don tok about barney liao...
this means...
that i have not stopped talking bokuan...
i am still talking about all the people i want to talk about...
ONLY DIFFERENCE IS...
i use a different style of saying it...
u all might think...
"AH SHIT!! NOW WE HAVE TO WATCH BARNEY!! JUSTINE GOT NOTHING TO WRITE LIAO"
helo..
fang xin..
"BANG BANG! MATI!" not yet canceled
if u can understand my previous post...
u noe wat i'm toking about liao...
but u cannot catch my meaning..
so u think i got nothing to write...
read closer a bit...
read once...
don understand..
read again la!
read until u understand....
okay~....

like i said in my poem...
neh...down there...
the post..
"PUTTING MY POEMS TO GOOD USE"
u go read..
my 4th Stanza...
first sentence..
"MY WORDS TWIST, AND MY WORDS TURN."
understand or not...
my words...
twist...
my words..
turn.....

here i come to the end of my post...
a post that was suppose to tell u i got nothing to write..
but told u something else all together....

THANK U!