Monday, August 31, 2009

Just watch it,
few seconds nia mah
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
i would say i'm not bad.....


WATCH THIS NOW!!!
Wednesday, August 19, 2009

My new number is 012-8083994

it's my bday,3/9/94,

remember to save it, don't delete my old number yet,

i will still be using the old one.

Here's the BOKUAN joke

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. 
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring 
back a semen sample tomorrow." 

The next day the 85 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and 
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. 
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's 
like this First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my 
left hand, but still nothing. 

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, 
still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her 
teeth out, and still nothing. 

We even called up Earleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with 
both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her 
knees, but still nothing." 

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor? "The old man replied, 
"Yep. And no matter what we tried we still couldn't get the jar open!"

Saturday, August 15, 2009
Saturday night,
the 24 SEASON DRUMS performed for ST. John
MY BRO IS IN THE MIDDLE,
THE COMMANDER LEH....

and I'll upload the video of ST. John ppl performing another day,
maybe tomorow.
Here' some other picts,


Sunday, August 9, 2009
This is a video i made myself.
Here is the explaination,
ALL the thing that we can see, that has normal colour, EVERYTHING,
is in POSITIVE MODE.
SO,
when u use a phone's NEGATIVE function to see it,
the colour boecomes the complete opposite.
So black~white, red~blue, ......,
because NORMAL(+) + NEGATIVE(-) = (-)
CORRECT.
Then,
when u take a NEGATIVE PICTURE,
and u see it with NEGATIVE,
it becomes POSITIVE,
because NEGATIVE(-) + NEGATIVE(-) = (-)
CORRECT!
SO ITS ALL THE SAME.
I duno if anyone else has discovered this,
but i discovered it that day when i was trying to make my Facebook profile pict.
SO COOL!
here's the vid
Saturday, August 8, 2009


waliao,
his hands,
so damn fast!!
Friday, August 7, 2009

Go to facebook and find out!!!

GO NOW!!!

Sunday, August 2, 2009

U ALL know that i go and update/upgrade my phone,

but, that day that i updated it,

the girl there told me,

that i might lose some of my own files, 

then i say ok,

but can u backup for me,

she said can,

so can can loh, just backup lah,

she said ok.

So,

after update,

i notice some pitures gone, videos gone, songs gone, but i think nvm lah,

nothing lah.

Then, 

yesterday,

my bro playing with their fon,

then they play GPS,

then i go try my one loh,

first time trying after that day,

then i notice,

i cannot connect,

my position is in england,

and there is no MAP!!!!

ALL GONE!!!

NOW MY GPS CANNOT EVEN CONNECT!!!!!

MATI!!!
DEAD!!!!

SO I SAY,

NOKIA CARE MY ASS,

BACKUP THING ALSO DUNNO HOW,
DAMN HELL,
THE STUPID CLERK GIRL DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT PHONE I WAS USING,
U WORKING IN "NOKIA" BOH,
C'MON LAH, WHY SIA SOI NOKIA LIKE THIS,
MAYBE IF I WENT TO KL NOKIA, OR US NOKIA,
MAYBE BETTER.

SO now i have to find another way to get back my GPS loh

Saturday, August 1, 2009

That day my youngest bro wanted iPhone, 

then my dad told him no need, 

coz he so young, 

iPhone for adults,

so, 

in the end get 5800, 

not 1, but 2,

coz num.2 bro also should get mah,

so today, 

come back from school,

2 5800XMs there loh,

now is 1 N96 and 2 5800XM!!

NOW THEY BOTH HAOLIAN ME,

THEY SAY THEY TOUCHSCREEN LOH,

THIS LOH, THAT LOH.

SHITELA