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Authored by:
Justine Chang |
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Today,
the power of DRAGONBALL transfered frm the DRAGONBALL MASTER,
to the DRAGONBALL STUDENT!
The transfer was quite amazing.
Just through the Master's touch on the Student's ear,
AND THE TRANSFER WAS COMPLETE!
Then,
because the power was so powerful,
the student's eyes opened large,
and staring at his master,
then suddenly,
out of nowhere,
the power raged out his body,
and just like his master,
he said,
'HAME HAME HA"
BUT THIS WAS EVEN BETTER!
'HAME HAME HA! MAI KU AH!'
Then,
the powerful student attack his master!
With each hit damaging the master more and more!
But then,
two very very handsome boys,
who were very strong,
held THE POWERFUL ONE,
then,
the MASTER,
told the handsome ones to go find the DISCIPLINE MASTER!
And the rest is history.
We still duno what's gonna happen next.
the power of DRAGONBALL transfered frm the DRAGONBALL MASTER,
to the DRAGONBALL STUDENT!
The transfer was quite amazing.
Just through the Master's touch on the Student's ear,
AND THE TRANSFER WAS COMPLETE!
Then,
because the power was so powerful,
the student's eyes opened large,
and staring at his master,
then suddenly,
out of nowhere,
the power raged out his body,
and just like his master,
he said,
'HAME HAME HA"
BUT THIS WAS EVEN BETTER!
'HAME HAME HA! MAI KU AH!'
Then,
the powerful student attack his master!
With each hit damaging the master more and more!
But then,
two very very handsome boys,
who were very strong,
held THE POWERFUL ONE,
then,
the MASTER,
told the handsome ones to go find the DISCIPLINE MASTER!
And the rest is history.
We still duno what's gonna happen next.
Saturday, April 18, 2009
sorry to anyone who is really this stupid
and another funny joke
The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they are the 7 Dwarfs,
> they are immediately
> ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack.
>
> 'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'
>
> Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in
>Rome ?'
>
> The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and
> answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .
>
> In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
>
> Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.
>
> Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of
>Europe ?'
>
> The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No,
>Grumpy,
> there are no dwarf nuns in Europe .'
>
> This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
>
> Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
>
> Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns
> anywhere in the world?'
>
>The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son,
> there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'
>
> The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the
>floor,
> tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......
>
>
> 'Grumpy screwed a penguin!'
> 'Grumpy screwed a penguin!'
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding....
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
And the moral is.... Don't Mess With Old Ladies
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
And the moral is.... Don't Mess With Old Ladies
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a ~censored~.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )
GIRL: ......Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a ~censored~.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top )
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a ~censored~.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes )
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a ~censored~.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist had sex with the girl )
GIRL: .Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a ~censored~.
GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: ~censored~!!!!!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )
GIRL: ......Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a ~censored~.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top )
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a ~censored~.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes )
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a ~censored~.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist had sex with the girl )
GIRL: .Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a ~censored~.
GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: ~censored~!!!!!
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Saturday,
finish PC club,
Sherard follow me home,
play Crysis,
take bath,
go meet Chuaz and HaoLun and HaoFung and sister at STAR,
wanted to watch Knowing,
but too late,
so go walking in Tun Jugah,
mum said to wait outside Sarawak Plaza,
go Sherard house,
reach by 5.30p.m.,
play ping pong,
wait for everyone to come,
surprise Teck Lee wif Livia.
Eat dinner,
play somemore,
eat cake,
go home.
TOTAL GOT 7 ppl go,
Me, Chuaz, HaoLun, HaoFeng, HaoLun Sis, Yen Kang, SZH, Alan,Teck Lee, Livia,and two boys we duno who. SORRY IF I 4GOT SOME PPL.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! U SEE HIS BOKUAN FACE!
COMPLETE PICTURE OF EVERYONE THERE!
VERY VERY DELICIOUS CAKE!
SURPRISE FOR TECK LEE!
ACTUALLY, I GOT MANY MORE BOKUAN VIDEO,
I DUN WAN TO UPLOAD!
Saturday, April 4, 2009
today,
me, Chuaz, and Sherard,
go see move at StAr,
watch The Fast and The Furious 4
then,
go to, Tun Jugah,
then,
go to PC fair,
then from PC fair,
we walk to Hock Lee,
then my mum pick me up frm Hock Lee.
But when we walk to the cat statue,
then me and Sherard do this,
Chuaz got then pict of we both.
HEHEHE!!!
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