Saturday, March 28, 2009
5:24 AM | 
Authored by:
Justine Chang |
At 8.00p.m.,
my father come up and off all the outside and inside lights,
but eat dinner then got on lah,
and washing plates got on lah.
BUT,
at 8p.m. my granma wanna watch a show on tv,
sooo,
finally,
got 3 air-cond on,
1 plasma HD tv on,
and about 6 lights on.
Hehe,
memang 'EARTH HOUR'
my father come up and off all the outside and inside lights,
but eat dinner then got on lah,
and washing plates got on lah.
BUT,
at 8p.m. my granma wanna watch a show on tv,
sooo,
finally,
got 3 air-cond on,
1 plasma HD tv on,
and about 6 lights on.
Hehe,
memang 'EARTH HOUR'
Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,
so make arrangement.
Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and
I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going
abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need
not come for class.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a
week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets
spend the week together.
Grandpa(the 1st boss ) make call to his secretary: This week I am
spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend
that meeting.
Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss
has some work, we cancelled our trip.
Husband make call to secret lover : we cannot spend this week together, my wife cancelled her trip.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition : this week we will have class as usual.
Small boy make call to his grandfather : grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend the class. Sorry I can’t give you company.
Grandpa make call to his secretary : don’t worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.
so make arrangement.
Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and
I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going
abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need
not come for class.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a
week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets
spend the week together.
Grandpa(the 1st boss ) make call to his secretary: This week I am
spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend
that meeting.
Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss
has some work, we cancelled our trip.
Husband make call to secret lover : we cannot spend this week together, my wife cancelled her trip.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition : this week we will have class as usual.
Small boy make call to his grandfather : grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend the class. Sorry I can’t give you company.
Grandpa make call to his secretary : don’t worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50thbirthday. She spends $15,000 and feels good about the results.
On her way home, she stops at newsagents to buy a newspaper.
Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the
very same question.
The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29."
The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50."
Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street.
She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning
question.
The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."
Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!"
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her
the same question.
He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was.
It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your
bra. Then and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."
They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of
her.
She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very
slowly and carefully.
He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.
After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am
I?"
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says,
"Madam, you are 50."
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how you could
tell?"
The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?"
"I promise I won't." she says.
"I was behind you in McDonald's!"
On her way home, she stops at newsagents to buy a newspaper.
Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the
very same question.
The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29."
The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50."
Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street.
She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning
question.
The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."
Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!"
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her
the same question.
He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was.
It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your
bra. Then and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."
They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of
her.
She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very
slowly and carefully.
He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.
After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am
I?"
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says,
"Madam, you are 50."
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how you could
tell?"
The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?"
"I promise I won't." she says.
"I was behind you in McDonald's!"
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
HAVE TO SAY IT's COPIED FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE, CANNOT TAKE OTHER PPL's IDEA LAH.
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
HAVE TO SAY IT's COPIED FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE, CANNOT TAKE OTHER PPL's IDEA LAH.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Aloy: Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK: Aiya, ah boy, enjoyable bcos, jus like when you dig your nose
with your finger ma!
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Aloy: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK: Of course woman lah! When you dig your nose, your nose feel
better than your finger, right?
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Aloy: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK: Aiya! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not? Eh? Don't pray pray ah?
Aloy: Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK: Oi!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh? Siao ah? Use
your Blain, use your blain…
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Aloy: Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making
love?PCK: Eh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove
on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling ma. Collect
or not?
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Aloy: Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK: Ah boy, use your blain, use your blain. You go and dig your
nose in flont of your whole class isit? Stupid lah!
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Aloy: Wah... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good?
PCK: Aiya... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also!
PCK: Aiya, ah boy, enjoyable bcos, jus like when you dig your nose
with your finger ma!
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Aloy: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK: Of course woman lah! When you dig your nose, your nose feel
better than your finger, right?
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Aloy: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK: Aiya! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not? Eh? Don't pray pray ah?
Aloy: Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK: Oi!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh? Siao ah? Use
your Blain, use your blain…
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Aloy: Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making
love?PCK: Eh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove
on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling ma. Collect
or not?
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Aloy: Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK: Ah boy, use your blain, use your blain. You go and dig your
nose in flont of your whole class isit? Stupid lah!
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Aloy: Wah... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good?
PCK: Aiya... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also!
Thursday, March 12, 2009
I have joust noticed at 5.35pm March 12th 2009,
that i got 3300 viewers,
which means that you all have visited my blog 3300 times,
but if i count myself in, maybe it's only 3200+ times lah.
But anyway,
i would like to thank everyone who has came to my blog before,
and thank you for making my blog so famous!!
that i got 3300 viewers,
which means that you all have visited my blog 3300 times,
but if i count myself in, maybe it's only 3200+ times lah.
But anyway,
i would like to thank everyone who has came to my blog before,
and thank you for making my blog so famous!!
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Mummy!! Mummy !!! Mummy!!!!!!
DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION!! HEADSHOT!!
Never Knew She Laughs Like This
Japanese eye Test
Very Bokuan joke
JUST IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T READ or Watched
A young ventriloquist(people who use puppets to talk without moving their mouths) is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in California. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''
DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION!! HEADSHOT!!
Never Knew She Laughs Like This
Japanese eye Test
Very Bokuan joke
JUST IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T READ or Watched
A young ventriloquist(people who use puppets to talk without moving their mouths) is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in California. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''
Saturday, March 7, 2009
A bit boring lah these few days,
nobody toking bout Pamela blog,
nobody toking bout CHAR KUEH TIAO,
and i learn how to do TURTLE FREAZE,
5 seconds!! WOOHOOOO!!!
And i learn how spin book,
also 5 seconds, WOO HOOO!!
But the funniest thing i did was on Wednesday,
in KH class.
Everybody know that Teck Lee always sing in class,
"ABADABIDABUDIBE! ABADABIDABUDIBE!"
so me and Sherard,
use this song to make short songs,
one of my favorites,
the songs a bit boka,
so i won't write here.
Meanwhile,
i found a video of Crysis.
Just see lah 1minute+ only
NICE HO!
nobody toking bout Pamela blog,
nobody toking bout CHAR KUEH TIAO,
and i learn how to do TURTLE FREAZE,
5 seconds!! WOOHOOOO!!!
And i learn how spin book,
also 5 seconds, WOO HOOO!!
But the funniest thing i did was on Wednesday,
in KH class.
Everybody know that Teck Lee always sing in class,
"ABADABIDABUDIBE! ABADABIDABUDIBE!"
so me and Sherard,
use this song to make short songs,
one of my favorites,
the songs a bit boka,
so i won't write here.
Meanwhile,
i found a video of Crysis.
Just see lah 1minute+ only
NICE HO!
This anonymous,
the anonymous u see,
he is not the ORIGINAL anonymous,
he is a copy of anonymous,
not copy lah, he oso anonymous,
he told me that he is going to open/already open a blog to scold our "dear" Pamela/Jayden/Lingence/Cullen/.../....
he told me that he will use my blog to spread his blog,
just like peanutbutter, my good friend.
Then i told him, " I OSO WAN!!"
So together, anonymous+anonymous=2(anonymous)=2anonymous
just like last time. Haaaaaaaa, feel so good.
THIS STORY REMIND ME OF A STORY,
A STORY THAT HAPPEN LAST YEAR,
A STORY SO AMAZING,
SO LIFE-CHANGING,
I CAN NEVER FORGET IT.
HO, YIHONG, HO!
HEHE.....
I'm sitting on this plane, eating my dinner, when all of a sudden the captain comes on the loudspeaker and tells us that the plane is about to crash land into the mountains. The next thing I know this woman from the front of the plane jumps up from her seat and starts screaming like a lunatic.
"I can't die today! I WON'T die today! I am twenty-seven years old! I have been on countless dates and no one has ever made me feel like a woman! Please, I don't want to die like this! Is there anyone on this airplane that can make me feel like a woman?"
The entire plane went from hysteria to complete silence. Then, from the back of the plane, someone stood up. He was a dark, tall, well-built, handsome man.
"I can make you feel like a woman," was his reply.
He started walking slowly down the isle to the woman, who was now shaking with anticipation. One by one he started unbuttoning his shirt buttons, revealing his rippling stomach muscles. He quickly took his shirt off, slowly reached for her trembling hand, looked in her eyes and said...
"Iron this!"
"I can't die today! I WON'T die today! I am twenty-seven years old! I have been on countless dates and no one has ever made me feel like a woman! Please, I don't want to die like this! Is there anyone on this airplane that can make me feel like a woman?"
The entire plane went from hysteria to complete silence. Then, from the back of the plane, someone stood up. He was a dark, tall, well-built, handsome man.
"I can make you feel like a woman," was his reply.
He started walking slowly down the isle to the woman, who was now shaking with anticipation. One by one he started unbuttoning his shirt buttons, revealing his rippling stomach muscles. He quickly took his shirt off, slowly reached for her trembling hand, looked in her eyes and said...
"Iron this!"
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"
"What dear?" She asked gently.
"I think you bring me bad luck."
As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"
"What dear?" She asked gently.
"I think you bring me bad luck."
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
WHAT!!
The "amazing blog" is still there!
Walao, u really daring ho.
Let me tell u something,
by u doing this,
ppl in our class are gonna hate u more,
let me tell u another thing,
there are blogs,
great blogs,
don't think that only u can scold ppl rubbish on ur stupiak blog,
plenty of ppl have blogs. PLENTY!!
Ask YiHong how it feels!!
Now he change for the better,
he so much better now,
all after our BLOGSS.
Then he became so lonely!!
SO LONELY, MR LONELY, I HAVE NOBODY BUT MY PHONE,
SO LONELY, MR LONELY, I HAVE NOBODY BUT MY PHONE.
Then now he so good,
so kind,
so amazing,
so wonderful,
so impresive,
so...so....
I LOVE THIS "",
but i didn't use here.
HO YIHONG HO!
The "amazing blog" is still there!
Walao, u really daring ho.
Let me tell u something,
by u doing this,
ppl in our class are gonna hate u more,
let me tell u another thing,
there are blogs,
great blogs,
don't think that only u can scold ppl rubbish on ur stupiak blog,
plenty of ppl have blogs. PLENTY!!
Ask YiHong how it feels!!
Now he change for the better,
he so much better now,
all after our BLOGSS.
Then he became so lonely!!
SO LONELY, MR LONELY, I HAVE NOBODY BUT MY PHONE,
SO LONELY, MR LONELY, I HAVE NOBODY BUT MY PHONE.
Then now he so good,
so kind,
so amazing,
so wonderful,
so impresive,
so...so....
I LOVE THIS "",
but i didn't use here.
HO YIHONG HO!
Monday, March 2, 2009
FAKE ME SPEAKING:
On the night of March 2nd 2009,
a "great" blog will leave us,
a blog so "beautiful", so "meaningful", so "wonderful"
that blog is, jayden-cullen/jaydenligence.
This blog belonged to a very "polite" girl,
"she didn't do anything to anyone around her",
but yet she is hated so much, SO "INNOCENT"!
Why!!? Why!!? Why you all hate this "wonderful" person?
She "didn't" do anything?
WHY!!???
But, eventhough the blog will leave us,
the "wonderful" person will also leave us,
WHY!!? WHY!!? WHY must you leave us,
YOU ARE SUCH a "wonderful", "amazing" person.
( I LOVE THIS THING, "")
REAL ME SPEAKING:
Ngaitiiii!!!
Get lost lah, u don like YI ZHONG just go lah,
talk, talk, talk....
"those bitc*, those ars*, hate them all hate, them all"
hate them all go lah, say, say, say...
THANKS TO "sex master", whoever you are!
But really lah Pamela/Jayden/Pei Ming/Ligence,
u don't think u r bokaun meh,
u REMIND ME OF SOMEBODY,
SOMEBODY I NOE,
A GOOD, YET BAD FRIEND.
HO, YIHONG HO.
On the night of March 2nd 2009,
a "great" blog will leave us,
a blog so "beautiful", so "meaningful", so "wonderful"
that blog is, jayden-cullen/jaydenligence.
This blog belonged to a very "polite" girl,
"she didn't do anything to anyone around her",
but yet she is hated so much, SO "INNOCENT"!
Why!!? Why!!? Why you all hate this "wonderful" person?
She "didn't" do anything?
WHY!!???
But, eventhough the blog will leave us,
the "wonderful" person will also leave us,
WHY!!? WHY!!? WHY must you leave us,
YOU ARE SUCH a "wonderful", "amazing" person.
( I LOVE THIS THING, "")
REAL ME SPEAKING:
Ngaitiiii!!!
Get lost lah, u don like YI ZHONG just go lah,
talk, talk, talk....
"those bitc*, those ars*, hate them all hate, them all"
hate them all go lah, say, say, say...
THANKS TO "sex master", whoever you are!
But really lah Pamela/Jayden/Pei Ming/Ligence,
u don't think u r bokaun meh,
u REMIND ME OF SOMEBODY,
SOMEBODY I NOE,
A GOOD, YET BAD FRIEND.
HO, YIHONG HO.
Osama Bin Laden himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:
370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.
With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply:
"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."
370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.
With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply:
"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."
*My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, her younger sister.
*My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
*It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
*She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
*She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
*I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
*The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, her younger sister.
*My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
*It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
*She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
*She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
*I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
*The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
BEFORE MARRIAGE
MAN : It was so hard to wait.
WOMAN : Do you want me to leave?
MAN : NO! Don't even think about it.
WOMAN : Do you love me?
MAN : Of course! Over and over!
WOMAN : Have you ever cheated on me?
MAN : NO! Why are you even asking?
WOMAN : Will you kiss me?
MAN : Every chance I get!
WOMAN : Will you hit me?
MAN : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
WOMAN : Can I trust you?
MAN : Yes.
WOMAN : Darling!]
AFTER MARRIAGE
READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP !!!!!!!!!!
FYI:I AM NOT THIS TYPE OF PERSON!!
MAN : It was so hard to wait.
WOMAN : Do you want me to leave?
MAN : NO! Don't even think about it.
WOMAN : Do you love me?
MAN : Of course! Over and over!
WOMAN : Have you ever cheated on me?
MAN : NO! Why are you even asking?
WOMAN : Will you kiss me?
MAN : Every chance I get!
WOMAN : Will you hit me?
MAN : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
WOMAN : Can I trust you?
MAN : Yes.
WOMAN : Darling!]
AFTER MARRIAGE
READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP !!!!!!!!!!
FYI:I AM NOT THIS TYPE OF PERSON!!
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